Total Medals Earned: 969 (From 119 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,565 Points
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/495 points)
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Complete the first 5 acts
Check the Credits Page!
Complete acts 5-10
Complete acts 10-15
Complete acts 15-20
Complete all the acts!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (100/500 points)
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Medals Earned: 19/20 (475/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Medals Earned: 5/34 (30/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
500 coins in piggy bank
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
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Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/110 points)
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